Secret Recipe

Lola: but i want to find the exact recipe of the sauce they put on the corn

Lola: last time i asked Luca she told me it was a secret

Lola: whatever

neens: secret = pee

Lola: maybe yeah

Lola: you know

Lola: there was this kid

Lola: with the most amazing smooth

Lola: beautiful skin

Lola: we all admired it

Lola: i think i told this to you guys....

Lola: his mom said she put his pee on his skin and it kept it like that

neens: no

neens: you definitely never told me that

neens: ever

neens: i would've remembered that

neens: lola apologize for telling me that

Lola: yeah, kids mom put his pee on his skin to keep it beautiful

Lola: I HAD TO BE AROUND THIS KID

neens: how old was this kid

Lola: 6 or 7

neens: there's an old wive's tail that you should take a baby's first urine and rub it on his skin because that first wee is full of antioxidants or something

neens: this is gross

neens: lola

neens: you're gross

Lola: you know, eat some fried placenta

Lola: and rub some urine

neens: the things you say are bad and they make me feel bad

neens: where is rob

*much later*

robdogg: hi did i miss anything i had to do shit

robdogg: baby urine wtf