unsinkable ships sink

Lola: JLO AND MARC ANTHONY ARE DIVORCING! WHAT THE HEY

Lola: its been 7 years!

Lola: talk about 7 year itch

neens: damn

neens: shocking

Lola: sigh

Lola: neens lets just marry each other

Lola: you play guitar for me

neens: lola

Lola: and ill you know

Lola: show you outfits

neens: are you going to let jlo getting divorced

neens: effect your views on marriage

neens: holy shit you know what i just found out

Lola: ?

neens: that guy there

neens: that ain't makeup!

Lola: ooooh

Lola: whoa

Lola: what video is that from?

neens: born this way

Lola: remember how terrible her last video is

neens: yeah shut up

Lola: so glad she gave him a job in this economy

man japan

quit doing stuff like this

Hard Knock Life

neens: tired

neens: and I finished cleaning my room

neens: the baseboards and shit

neens: and did every dish in the house

neens: and now i'm cooking dinner

Lola: its a hard knock life for youuu

Lola: its a hard knock life for youuuu

neens: instead of treated

neens: i get kiiicks

neens: wait tricks

neens: stead of kisses

Lola: dicks

neens: i get kiiicks

neens: that's how it goes

neens: man I WISH

desperately seeking porkins

neens: i want some sausages

Lola: then sign up on okcupid.com

an understandable mistake

Lola: i hit a pinata today
robdogg: did you bust that shit
Lola: almost
Lola: but i ended up getting a pregnancy test and 2 condoms
robdogg: lola that wasn't a pinata that was a pharmacist

the truth isn't always fun

neens: how does someone hate bohemian rhapsody

Lola: maybe they were abused as a child to that song

neens: thanks

neens: thanks for that