desperately seeking porkins

neens: i want some sausages

Lola: then sign up on okcupid.com

an understandable mistake

Lola: i hit a pinata today
robdogg: did you bust that shit
Lola: almost
Lola: but i ended up getting a pregnancy test and 2 condoms
robdogg: lola that wasn't a pinata that was a pharmacist

the truth isn't always fun

neens: how does someone hate bohemian rhapsody

Lola: maybe they were abused as a child to that song

neens: thanks

neens: thanks for that

Bacon

This is the story of my life, for realz.