Sunday, May 29, 2011

robdogg shares a beautiful link


robdogg: holy shiz
robdogg: the whitest sport possible
neens: i laughed so hard
Lola: hey they are talented
robdogg: not that difficult
Lola: man hes even dressed up for it
Lola: it looks difficult
Lola: i like this song
neens: you would, lola
neens: you know what
neens: you know how you can tell when you are doing a pointless thing
Lola: what
neens: because if someone was just doing this
Lola: that never happens with me
Lola: i dont do pointless things
neens: and i wanted to be in that canoe
neens: i wouldn't be like "hey whoa that's awesome"
neens: i'd be like HEY
neens: FUCK YOU
neens: QUIT JERKING OFF OVER THERE
neens: hashahahahahahaha
Lola: i dont know guys
Lola: i really feel for this man
neens: i want to cut this footage with lorenzo lamos saying QUIT JERKING AROUND
robdogg: it would be cool if a drunk guy on a jetski came by and threw a beercan at his head
robdogg: FUCK CANOOOOOES WHOOOOO
Lola: awww he dedicated the song to his daughter
Lola: THATS SO SWEET
neens: she was killed in a canoeing accident
neens: she fell out and drowned because her dad wouldn't quit tipping it over

Wednesday, May 25, 2011

blogging about our blog, how deep

Lola: i wonder if anyone else would ever understand us
neens: you have to not worry about it
neens: this is ART
neens: we're doing this FOR US
Lola: yeah true
Lola: after we are dead
Lola: people will appreciate it

Thursday, May 19, 2011

BACKSTREET'S BACK, ALRIGHT




Lola: backstreets back ALRIGHT
Lola: nick carter was a mummy...
Lola: in that video
neens: oh jesus thank god
neens: i thought you meant in real life

Tuesday, May 17, 2011

that's what friends are for

Lola on her phone: Neens
Lola on her phone: Im being attacked by bugs having sex with me
Lola on her phone: I MEAN ON ME SHIT

Friday, May 13, 2011

paradigm shit

robdogg: is rn the same thing as a full on nurse
Lola: yeah
robdogg: really dang
robdogg: being a nurse is terrible who would want that
robdogg: my cousin wants to quit i think
robdogg: cause the hours are terrible
Lola: well
robdogg: 12 hour shifts
Lola: they are always hiring everywhere
Lola: and they pay well
Lola: so i mean
robdogg: why do they do that
Lola: in this economy....
robdogg: i mean why do hospitals have people work 12 hour shits
robdogg: hahahah 12 hour shits
Lola: ahahahaha
neens: ahahahaha
robdogg: OH GOD MAKE IT STOP

Monday, May 9, 2011

holla atcha girl, rupert

robdogg: have you ever seen fringe
robdogg: on fox
neens: yes i cannot stand it
robdogg: it is supposed to be like x files
robdogg: oh why
neens: it's like xfiles for retarded people
neens: the steward of gondor is in it
robdogg: retard files
neens: and so is pacey from dawson's creek
robdogg: hahah dawsons creek
neens: and a charmless blonde woman who looks like a poor man's cate blanchett
neens: also a black dude who looks like a motherfuckin alien
neens: no thanks to fringe
neens: i mean i saw a few episodes at the beginning so maybe it really found its rhythm after a while
neens: but i'm soured on it
neens: it's like if you watch the pilot episode of house and house has an australian accent and cuddy has an eyepatch
neens: you're all WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE
neens: WHY IS WILSON A CHIMNEY SWEEP
neens: WHY DOES IT TAKE PLACE IN A PIANO BAR INSTEAD OF A HOSPITAL
robdogg: that sounds like an awesome episode of house
neens: i'm submitting the storyboard to fox.com as we speak

a blog post about our blog, i don't even

neens: i just read our whole blog and enjoyed it
Lola: *claps*
Lola: im glad someoen is
Lola: you should include a pic of a bloomin onion
neens: this week
neens: Australia
3
United States
3
Canada
1
United Kingdom
1
neens: all time
neens: United States
408
United Kingdom
4
Australia
3
Singapore
2
Canada
1
India
1
Mongolia
1
Russia
1
Vietnam
neens: SINGAPORE
Lola: india?
neens: IS XIAXUE ON OUR BLOG
Lola: XIAXUE SAW OUR BLOG

no rules, just right



neens: they don't even HAVE bloomin onions anymore
robdogg: really what happened to them
neens: well someone said
neens: "hey this is a good thing on the menu"
neens: and another someone said "well we better fucking get rid of it"
neens: "meeting adjouned, now let's go kick puppies into traffic"

(Lola later pointed out they do indeed still sell the Bloomin' Onion at Outback Steakhouse. w/e)

Sunday, May 1, 2011

robdogg wins




Lola: there is another game that starts with jr
Lola: i mean not another one THERE IS A GAME
Lola: is there a clue jr or something?
neens: NO
neens: THAT'S STUPID
neens: YOU'RE STUPID
neens: LOOK AT HOW SAD YOU MAD ME
Lola: maybe there isnt a game that starts with jr
neens: > :(
neens: junior dnd
(Lola posts the picture)
Lola: bih
Lola: THE CASE OF THE HIDDEN TOYS!
robdogg: lets look in moms drawer

(neens note: check out that ginger kid in the purple. hilarious)